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H-hey is this thing recording? It better be recording.

Yeah, it's your favorite Legend Mirage, feel free to leave me a message and I'll get back to you soon. O-or you could just, you know, text like a normal person.

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unfortunately they were both idiots

[deltastrike]

[It only takes the first word of affirmation for Theseus to start to tune him out - to him it sounds like he's hit it off with a resounding success already! Whoever said he was bad at this technology thing? Well they were all wrong.]

Oh I knew my senses wouldn't fail me! So what do you like, conquering your acquisitions by force of will? Proving your domination through combat?

Fortunately, imo.

[yougotbamboozled]

[ He's really willing to take any compliment to his martial prowess, so he doesn't really take things too seriously. ]

I mean-- cobat obviously. Force of will doesn't really work too well when you're dealing with guys with guns. But you know, they don't call me a trickster for nothin'. What about you? You're a pretty uh... [ Word-- ] swole looking guy?

[deltastrike]

Indeed, my heart swells with glorious pride! No one compares to my martial talents.

[When Theseus doesn't know what words mean he'll just make assumptions.]

[yougotbamboozled]

No one? Really? [ Cue him actually being kind of curious because-- what? ]

You fight a lot of people or is this jus' some kinda assumption? [ How has he never seen this guy before? Alternate dimensions are strange... Still better than ghost robots. ]

[deltastrike]

One cannot begin to count the number of battles I've fought with my spear, in Elysium or wherever else!

Why, in the Arena I still reign undefeated.

[He's just going to leave out his matches against a certain godling because those weren't fair.]